World's Largest Laptop
Want to CRUSH your competition?
WARNING: this laptop weighs 100 lbs and will actually crush small people or babies
Welcome to the future. The future is now. Have problems in your life? Just buy this laptop and you won’t be able to see them anymore because this laptop is so huge it will block your view. Seriously. The screen is 43” and if you have this in your lap it will fill your vision. It might also crush your legs so a table is recommended.
100% organic laptop
Premium computing power
Multiple hours of battery life (wow)
… and so much more
Want to CRUSH your competition?
WARNING: this laptop weighs 100 lbs and will actually crush small people or babies
Welcome to the future. The future is now. Have problems in your life? Just buy this laptop and you won’t be able to see them anymore because this laptop is so huge it will block your view. Seriously. The screen is 43” and if you have this in your lap it will fill your vision. It might also crush your legs so a table is recommended.
100% organic laptop
Premium computing power
Multiple hours of battery life (wow)
… and so much more
Want to CRUSH your competition?
WARNING: this laptop weighs 100 lbs and will actually crush small people or babies
Welcome to the future. The future is now. Have problems in your life? Just buy this laptop and you won’t be able to see them anymore because this laptop is so huge it will block your view. Seriously. The screen is 43” and if you have this in your lap it will fill your vision. It might also crush your legs so a table is recommended.
100% organic laptop
Premium computing power
Multiple hours of battery life (wow)
… and so much more